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I arranged a job interview at a reputable law firm. What they don’t know is that every word I say in the interview will be decided by a 7 year old boy through a hidden earpiece.

5 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 2,477 notes
Tagged as: #funny 

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU

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5 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 74,408 notes
Tagged as: #anecdote 

demundean:

you know what kills me, what really haunts my deepest darkest dreams? harry using lumos at privet drive in prisoner of azkaban to do his homework. WARNER BROTHERS! Harry Potter WAS NOT ALLOWED TO DO MAGIC OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL. THAT’S WHY HE RAN AWAY AFTER BLOWING UP HIS FUCKING AUNT. Do you understand the MAJOR continuity problem in your adaptation of this billion-dollar book series? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

5 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 51,410 notes

shinebrightlikeafrankiebb16:

Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.

5 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 4,544 notes
Bromeo, oh Bromeo
I love you.. No homeo
Every Bro Ever  (via ronsweasleys)
5 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 70,232 notes
Tagged as: #funny #Akosua 

So we had another fire alarm go off at my residence today. At 10 pm. Firemen showed up, cops showed up. No fire, no one knows what happened.

5 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 1 note

oo0-0oo:

some thoughts about my depression.

my mum asked yesterday so i did this for her.

it may not apply to all people with depression, because different person can have different symptoms.

5 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 4,080 notes

allthebeautifulthings9828:

I smell it in the air. It’s coming.

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Halloween season.

5 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 97,445 notes

itsstuckyinmyhead:

In honor of my 400th post and reaching 2,500 followers, I have decided to go completely of topic and give you this beauty. If you want more feel free to tell me.

6 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 24,625 notes
Tagged as: #funny 

themselfff:

I WANT MORE MUPPETS ON MY DASH

6 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 74,630 notes
Tagged as: #muppets #funny 
6 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 1,363 notes
Tagged as: #funny 

micdotcom:

The Miss Indian World pageant is the answer to Miss America we’ve been looking for

When Kira Kazantsev was crowned the new Miss America on Sunday night, a feeling of déjá vu set in.

Not only was she white — like all but nine of the 94 winners before her — she also fit snugly into a narrowly defined standard of Western female attractiveness: early 20s, long flowing hair and a thin, painstakingly tanned physique that would not seem out of place in a Victoria’s Secret catalog.

In many ways, the Miss Indian World pageant’s definition of what American beauty truly entails is the ideological antithesis to Miss America. Indeed, since 1984, this five-day competition based in Albuquerque, N.M., has honored Native American woman for their contributions to their communities, not their bikini bodies. The top award is given to the contestant who “best represents her culture,” according to Al Jazeera.

Why this pageant is world’s better 

7 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 13,038 notes
Tagged as: #important 

clhrisevans:

Welcome to Night Vale’s proverbs, part 9. / (part 1) / (part 2) / (part 3)
/ (part 4) / (part 5) / (part 6) / (part 7) / (part 8)

7 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 88 notes

toastyhat:

san-likes-ashitaka:

Guys, I came up with a gender neutral way of saying you’re like family with a close friend:

"We’re sibs from different cribs."

gaspGASP

7 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 47,441 notes
Tagged as: #good 

imsirius:

“We were dancing everywhere. We’d be on breaks between filming, we were doing them. I remember there was a trip out to go see a band and we all went back to Emma’s house in London for a bit and we waltzed in her kitchen, just doing the dancing. Just practicing.” - Matt Lewis

7 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 127,117 notes
Tagged as: #harry potter