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jedavu:

Artist Creates ‘Decaying’ Paintings As Visual Representation Of Neglect

by Valerie Hegarty

1 hour ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 41,113 notes
Tagged as: #art 
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Song: Fuckin' Fine Ass Leaves
Played: 389,054 times.

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

14 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 83,291 notes

huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

20 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 288,738 notes
Tagged as: #history #funny 

rob-anybody:

musicofthestage:

thenimbus:

mermanryansfinds:

Shark Mermaid by *sharpie91

This is so adorable

I need to see the cartoon version of this. I can see the Dreamworks/Pixar movie already.

        (tags by cortue)

1 day ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 151,204 notes

tyler-hoechlins-stubble:

just-klaine-love:

disintegrator-rising:

thechosenjuan:

ZAC EFRON CAME OUT AS BISEXUAL

GOD

BLESS

MY

LIFE

did you really expect anyone who could sing and dance on tables to be 100% straight

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the image isn’t loading but I bet you everything I own it’s darren criss

1 day ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 105,437 notes
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sophieasweetheart:

kristenwiiggle:

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I’m laughing harder than when I first saw this in the 6th grade 

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1 day ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 305,871 notes
Tagged as: #video #funny 

Children Say The Best Things in Bookshops

weirdthingsinbookshops:

It’s true.

Whilst customers say odd things sometimes, children say the best things: sometimes heart-warming, sometimes hilariously bizarre, because their imaginations are rather excellent.

Here are some of the things that have been said to me by children in our bookshop.*
*Prepare for the warm fuzzies.



Little boy: When I grow up, I’m going to be a book ninja!

Me: What’s a book ninja?
Little boy: I can’t tell you. It’s a secret. 



Little girl (whispers): They gave us Kindles to use at school, but I prefer books. 
<img<Me: What do you love about books?
Little gi><imrl (thinking hard): I like how quiet they are. 
Me: Yeah?
Little girl: Yeah. Stories should be quiet, and whisper to you inside your head.


Little girl (pointing to a cupboard under one of the bookshelves): Can you get to Narnia through there?
Me: Unfortunately, I don’t think you can.
Little girl: Oh. Our wardrobe at home doesn’t work for getting to Narnia, either.
Me: No?
Little girl: No. Dad says it’s because mum bought it at IKEA. 
Little girl: I’ve written a book. 
Me: Have you? What’s it about?
Little girl: I don’t know. It’s in my head. I haven’t read it yet.



Little boy: Mummy, who was Hitler?
Mother: Hitler?
Little boy: Yeah. Who was he?
Mother: Erm, he was a very bad man from a long time ago.
Little boy: Oh. How bad?
Mother: He was like… he was like Voldemort.
Little boy: Oh! That’s really, really bad.
Mother: Yes.
Little boy: (Pause) So… did Harry Potter kill Hitler, too?
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Little girl: I like books because they’re like the stories in my head … but better… and with more dragons. 
(At the bookshop, a young boy came up to the counter, beckoned to me, and whispered):
Young boy: Just so you know, there’s a vampire hiding behind one of your bookcases.
Me: Oh, is there?
Young Boy: Yes. I heard it. I’ve read about them, and I know what they sound like.
Me: I see. Thank you for letting me know.
Young Boy: You’re welcome. (Pause.) Also, try not to anger it. They can be very aggressive.



(A young girl is looking at some pony books)
Me: Do you like horses?
Young girl: Yes. When I grow up I’m going to have a pony.
Me: That sounds like fun.
Young girl: Yes. And it will be better than all the other ponies.
Me: How come?
Young girl: Because mine will have a purple tail. And roller-skates. 

Young boy: You should put a basement in your bookshop. 
Me: You think so?
Young boy: Yeah. And then you could keep a dragon in it, and he could look after all the books for you when you’re not here.
Me: That’s a pretty cool idea. Dragons breathe fire, though. Do you think he might accidentally burn the books?
Young boy: He might, but you could get one who’d passed a test in bookshop-guarding. Then you’d be ok.
Me: …You know, I think you’re on to something there. 
Little girl: I like bookshops. They are houses for stories.
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Some of the above are extracts from my books, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops and More Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops.’

1 day ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 140 notes
Tagged as: #awww #funny 

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Gay bar scene

2 days ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 11,932 notes

gilbertbielschmidt:

i was joking but then i checked and i—-

2 days ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 47,571 notes
Tagged as: #tumblr 

ohgodiwasgoingtobecool:

my favorite part about elementary is when sherlock starts to get out of control and joan just throws her hands up and just yells, “that’s it, go to the car!” or gives him money to the vending machine. and then you expect him to just brush it off and keep yelling, but then the scene cuts to him sulking by the car moodily or munching on a bag of cookies in the hallway dejectedly. 

2 days ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 16,674 notes

benedictsolo:

I’m not crying, there’s just daddy batch in my eyes.

2 days ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 7,317 notes

werefoxes:

alchemy:

i am here for literally every single “gina torres as (iconic female)” concept

gina torres as wonder woman

gina torres as morticia addams

gina torres as lady macbeth

gina torres as cleopatra

gina torres as joan of arc

gina torres as god

 

2 days ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 6,855 notes

jillypooh:

Lmfao!

2 days ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 28,269 notes
Tagged as: #harry potter 

allyouneedisgrohl:

im in a really nice mood so reblog this and ill send you a cute message :^)

2 days ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 78 notes
nerdyninjanicole:

Even though she grew up playing football, shooting hoops and running races against all the boys in her neighborhood, U.S. 800-meter champion Alysia Montano never wanted to be thought of as one of them.
As a result, she started wearing a flower behind her right ear to remind the boys they were getting beat by a girl.
"The flower to me means strength with femininity. I think that a lot of people say things like you run like a girl. That doesn’t mean you have to run soft or you have to run dainty. It means that you’re strong."
(Source)

nerdyninjanicole:

Even though she grew up playing football, shooting hoops and running races against all the boys in her neighborhood, U.S. 800-meter champion Alysia Montano never wanted to be thought of as one of them.

As a result, she started wearing a flower behind her right ear to remind the boys they were getting beat by a girl.

"The flower to me means strength with femininity. I think that a lot of people say things like you run like a girl. That doesn’t mean you have to run soft or you have to run dainty. It means that you’re strong."

(Source)

2 days ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 108,422 notes